When I have a brand new - hairdo,
With my eyelashes all - in curl,
I float as the clouds on - air do,
I enjoy,
Being a girl!

When men - say I'm cute - and - funny,
And my teeth,
Aren't teeth - but - pearls,
I just lap it up - like - honey,
I enjoy,
Being a girl!

I flip,
When a fellow - sends me flowers,
I drool,
Over dresses made of lace.
I talk,
On the telephone - for hours,
With a pound and a half of cream upon my face (That's right)!

I'm strictly a - female - female,
And my future I hope will - be.
In the arms,
Of a brave and - free male,
Who'll enjoy,
Being a boy,
Having a girl,
Like,
Me.

Ooh oh!
Oh me.

I flip,
When a fellow - sends me - flowers,
I drool,
Over dresses - made of lace,
I talk,
On the telephone - for hours, and hours and hours and hours,
With a pound and a half of cream - upon my face!

I'm,
Strictly a female - female,
And my future I hope - will be,
In the arms of a brave and - free male,
Who'll enjoy,
Being a boy,
Having a - girl,
Like,
Me.

Oh.
Oooh.
Mmm.